‘You suck, and hell doesn’t like you,’ is the most common answer I am bound to relate to all those poor people who come begging me for Pacts. 70 % get rejected because we are Hell, a place of torment (as advertised) and we aren’t here to make your life pretty. In this special episode, I am going to share the correspondence I handle on behalf of Mephistopheles, the delusional things people come asking, and why most requests to make Pacts are, in fact, denied. Cause you suck, and Hell doesn’t like you.
Hatemail from Hell
